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Chanteuse
Welcome Friends to see our scene
Beware: what’s seen can’t be unseen
With horror, violence and passion obscene
Hear the tale of Barbantius the Emperor
And Es-VIS-thra the Queen
Esvisthra the vain Queen of the Beseemian Elite
Barbanitus the Emperor of Sluvatvia, a barbaric retreat
Forced by fate to meet and entreat
And despite their resistance must a treaty complete
So Evisthra is galled, as her inconveniences are seen
And Barbantius is as outraged, as an australopythisine
Don’t say I didn’t warn you, if you’re shocked by the unclean
**** ****** and ******’s
Emperor and the Queen
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Esvisthra
I am the Queen of Beseemia; what a chore
To meet Barbantius a foreign bore
An oaf and lout is what people say
Oh Roderick, what a terrible day
The burden of waking
To the reek of baking
Being bathed
Rubbed, fed then shaved
But my maid slave died so missed her shift
So my own fork I had to lift
I’ve become so drained
I despise even being entertained
Now to meet a rube, makes me sick the thought
Oh Roderick I am distraught
Roderic
Now my Queen, have no fear
One who loves you deep is here
he moves to her
(molto appassionato)
I…
Esvisthra
(striking him)
Remove your filthy mitts
To where it more befits
Where one unroyal lowly sits
Thank God you’re a eunuch
And so unsexed
Uncastrated men make me so upset
Were your eunuch status in dispute
I would you here now execute
Prepare for Barbantius to wait, and make quick flight
Then you get out of my royal sight
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I am no Eunuch
01:51
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Roderic
I knew it, she adores me
The queen wants no men with lust to her breast sees
So insures her slaves have no testees
By luck no knife to me fell
So am no eunuch for beneath my tunic
Two unerupted bollocks swell
And so my lusts are free to reign
But decorum must my I my lust restrain
Dooming me more than physical want
Is my heart’s love for her does me taunt
And am so in love with her queenly self
I love her more than I love myself
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The Lovers Introduction
02:49
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Barbantius
I am Barbantius, the Emperor of Sluvatvia
Uuaauuaauuooaaah
Roderic
Greetings, Great Emper…
Barbantius
Silence imbecile.
(directed off-stage)
Have this vole fed to the beasts.
(to Roderic)
Where is the SLUT Queen of Bessemia?
Roderic
Her Majesty has withdrawn your greatness,
if you await…
Barbantius
Impossible! I do not wait,
but am waited on
go fetch the brat
and I’ll back
and I’ll be done and gone
Exit Barbantius
Esvisthra
(offstage)
If fuckhead there yet?
Roderic
No my greatness
He has lateness
Esvisthra
(off-stage)
He must come and wait
To view my gait
And then be blest to kiss my toes
Barbantius
(off-stage)
Is that witch there yet?
Roderic
…no, but/
Barbantius
I’ll flog the vermin that makes me wait!
Esvisthra
I’ll taking a nap now, I’ll be late
Roderic
If either of you are first to come
We’ll sign this treaty and then be done
Esvisthra & Barbantius
Nooooooooooo!
Esvisthra
Impossible
Barbantius
Ridiculous
Esvisthra
Simply can’t be done
Esvisthra & Barbantius
But might as well get this crap over with
Esvisthra and Barbantius enter
They are dumb thumderstruck
Falling in love music
Barbantius
But soft, What is this blinding light
That brights the night like lightning strike
Esvisthra
Hand be my moon and do eclipse
This mass or I shall be transfixed
Esvisthra moves her hand to shield her sight from Barbantius
Barbantius moves to catch her eye
Esvisthra again moves her hand to shield her eye from Barbantius
Barbantius again moves to catch her eye
Esvisthra, yields and moves her hand away so that she can see him
They bask in each other sight in silly and embarrassed delight
Roderic
Um… the treaty?
Esvisthra
What?
Barbantius
Huh? Of course,
My hand, tell me where my name it writes?
Esvisthra
Your hand may glide wherever it likes
Roderic
Let’s confirm the terms of our evaluator
Esvisthra
Let’s sign now, and do that later
Barbantius
As the sky is best from Top Mountain seen
One must trust the promise of a Queen
Esvisthra
(swooning)
Oh, How penetrative
Roderic
But…
Esvisthra
Present our parchment Royal fine
That will our nations bodies close entwine
Barbantius
How…glandulous
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The Signature
01:31
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The Engagement
03:01
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I Have a Plan
01:38
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Esvisthra Fooled
04:23
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Esvisthra’s Fury
00:53
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Barbantius Is Fooled
03:02
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The Lovers Resolve
02:06
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Exaunt
00:40
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The Girls Greet
01:39
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Introductions
01:47
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Iliaz's Failed Seduction
01:41
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The Madrigal
01:54
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The Cat Fight
01:38
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I Love You So
02:13
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Finally, Some Privacy
01:08
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The Seduction
01:47
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A Little Death
02:46
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40. |
I Was Thinking - The Lie
01:24
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42. |
Paris Now Is Churning
00:20
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45. |
The Apology
00:31
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46. |
Let Us Go
04:04
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Mo'Tart et Pierre Formage New York, New York
Composer Mo' Tart is the time-traveling, more talented, bastard half-sister of Mozart.
Librettist Pierre Fromage is the wastrel scion of a now defunct political family.
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